Last Sunday, when I got home from protesting at Dysfunctional Bob’s favorite intersection (which he fondly refers to as “Dysfunction Junction”), I discovered something startling: Hits on my blog had soared to more than 400 an hour during my hours of protest. The secret? I was carrying my sign alerting the public to the bogus claim, originating with… Read More »
As we get ready to move into 2019, protests continue over Dysfunctional Bob Malm’s conduct, as well as that of Jeff “Sugarland” Chiow. Look for me and others at: 1) King and Seminary aka Dysfunction Junction aka Malm Square(d)2) the monument at Braddock and Russell Road3) the front of MOM’s4) the intersection of Commonwealth and Mount Vernon avenues.5)… Read More »
My friend Dee Parsons, editor of The Wartburg Watch, recently sent this letter for possible use in upcoming litigation involving Bob Malm. Check it out.
The Rev. David Crosby, aka Fr. Clueless The Rev. David Crosby, a former member of St. Dysfunction and author of the infamous “Bobby Malm, You’re Amazing!” blog post has signed up for first-class cabins on the SS Sycophant. In his new role, David will serve as interim assistant to Dysfunctional Bob Malm. Loyal readers may recall that David… Read More »
The Washington Post recently ran an article that was syndicated nationwide, “How many American children have hidden from gun violence?” The article examined the prevalence of lockdown drills, used to prepare students and staff for a possible active shooter, and the pyschological effect these drills have on children. The conclusion: Such drills, while perhaps necessary, can be profoundly… Read More »
Think fast—which do you trust more: A funeral director or a member of the clergy? If you’re like most Americans, the answer is, “Funeral director.” That’s pretty amazing, given that it wasn’t that many years ago that the FTC lowered the boom, with partial success, on the antics of the funeral industry. And it underscores another point: Respect… Read More »
Bob’s repeated assertions that I am dangerous raise an important question: Is Bob Malm himself dangerous? Before we go further, let me say up front that I don’t know the answer to that question. But I believe there is reason to be concerned, and both friends and family members think Bob may be dangerous. Here’s why. As I… Read More »
One Christmas down, one to go—if Dysfunctional Bob is lucky. Protests continue!
This Christmas, amidst the presents, the good food, the time with family and friends, please remember the real meaning of Christmas. Show compassion for the sick, the lonely, the dying, the outcast, the forlorn. Boycott Grace Episcopal Church, which shuns its own parishioners and does so at the rector’s direction, where people think it’s okay to mock the… Read More »
One of the things Dysfunctional Bob Malm is proud of is his reign as the longest-serving rector of Grace Church, aka St. Dysfunction. Yes, he pretends that one day he looked up and realized he’d grabbed the gold ring, but trust me, he knew all along. And in Bob’s case, staying 30 years, which will soon have happened,… Read More »